This is too funny! Your punstering worked well on this one.
The photo on the right is actually a photo from the mid-1800's of a miner named Phineas Gage, an American railroad construction foreman now remembered for his incredible survival of an accident in which a large iron rod was driven completely through his head, destroying much of his brain's left frontal lobe, and altering his personality so that friends saw him as "no longer Gage." I like the determined look of the woman (this century). I upended a portion of the Gage picture so she looks like she's getting ready to help him with his other eye. Justice it seems, is blind to all circumstances.